
I’ve not regularly been overcome with the desire to sever my wrists, but this new Deus-ex trailer makes me want to do just that.
It’s not because I have bee stricken with some sort of sociopathic mental disease, that’s entirely unrelated I’m sure – but rather because I’d love mecha-jazz hands that would allow me to do stuff without having learnt anything.
Getting rid of my arm to throw a ball pretty much as far as I can throw one now though seems a bit extreme but then again replacing my eyeball with a camera has it’s advantages…
Confused? Don’t be, just take a look at this latest teaser trailer for Deus Ex which shows us a scary or wonderful future depending on which side of the bionic fence you are sitting on. Of course, Geoff would probably just use his new cybernetic hands to pleasure himself…