Memory foam doesn’t remember us, it remembers itself without us.

When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you're diverting all power to shields.

Scissors can cut water. Water just grows back really fast.

The fact there is a top hat implies there is a bottom hat as well.

What trash from yesteryear would you like to see thrown into an HD remake machine and hammer the 4K button on? Sound off below.

If you escape from the police, you’re basically playing an adult game of tag.

Folks, welcome to the end. The end of the year, the end of the decade and the end of Critical Hit…for a few days at least.

You ever look at your fingers and think to yourself that they're basically 3d printers for fingernails?

Water: When it’s not in use, it’s kept in cloud storage.

With Facebook recently telling certain Western governments that it will not reverse its decision to encrypt messages, we could see a battle for the rights of privacy on its way.

And I’m back! Last week there was zero weekly wrap-up for the most unheard of and unlikeliest reason ever: For the first time since I started writing full-time in 2011, I had to take a sick day off. Wild stuff, right? With that excuse out of the way, we now go back to your regularly scheduled weekly round-up!

So what’s the best game then? The full package, the video game that defined an era and paved the way for the industry to build on its ideas?