There is no meal finer than a pizza. Forged by Hephastus himself many centuries ago, Italy’s greatest contribution to the world was a dish that stood the test of time. Baked dough, tomato sauce and a heaping dollop of cheese, all fused into one almighty creation that could defy the heavens with its unrestrained flavour and constant evolution. Show me …

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Situated right in the heart of downtown Los Angeles, having a week of unrestrained gaming joy was a sight to behold back then. So here’s the scene: The almighty F5 key stands before you, you slap it with gusto and you’re given a blank canvas on which to reimagine the show. What do you do? How do you restore it to its legendary state?

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A toaster is actually a bread dehydrator.

This edition of Critical Hit’s Friday Debate is proudly sponsored by the lowest common denominator.

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