Who do you want to see get given the silver screen treatment next? Better yet, don’t just tell me, explain to me how you’d like to see Ristar Wars: The Farce Awakens develop on the big screen. Give me your dream team, the actor you’d want playing or voicing your childhood hero.

The Critical Hit weekly wrap! Now with vitamins A, C, D and C again for maximum rock effect!

The Critical Hit round-up! The only collation of news that comes with mandatory high-fives!

Okay chums, settle down now. Darryn isn’t here this week for the weekly round-up so as the new guy on the staff this is my initiation. Or at least that’s what I see it as. In actuality, Geoff was busy so he’s told me to do this. Anyway, now that the lore of my arrival has been properly established, let’s …

So it seems unlikely that you missed the furore as it kind of took over the Internet for most of this week, but the world finally got its first look at what the new Sonic The Hedgehog movie was going to look like. And I think there was a unanimous decision from basically everyone: It looks bad. From the directing …

FanCon 2019 took place in Cape Town this past weekend. Here’s how South Africa’s legitimate comic convention fared in its fourth year.

It’s kind of a big weekend for nerds around the world. For some, the release of Avengers: Endgame marks the last time they’ll be able to see some of their favourite characters in the MCU on the big screen. For others, it will be the beginning of what will no doubt be a tumultuous time in Westeros, as in last …

People often ask me how Geoff managed to convince me to start writing the weekly wrap-up that is The Good, the bad and the ugly of the week. He didn’t. This is actually a cry for help, please someone anyone he’s keeping me locked up in his cupboard and I hope he doesn’t proofread these posts.

It’s strange to think that, just as we’ve come off weeks of load shedding that now’s a great time to build your own computer, but it’s the honest truth. With price drops across the board, GPU stock levels stabilising, astonishingly cheap SSDs and AMD’s Ryzen 3000 series on the horizon, it’s never been a better time to build your desktop …

Because I’m a grumpy old bastard, there are few things in life that give me great pleasure. If there’s one thing that never fails to engage my senses, it’s food. All sorts of food. I love high end cuisine, cheap street food and everything in between. I love trying new things in the hope of finding a previously undiscovered culinary delight. Food isn’t just sustenance, it’s one of the things that makes life worth living.

Every other year, usually around Halloween, or when a new horror game or a remaster of a classic horror game sees release, a couple of sites publish a list with a catchy title like: “The Ten Best Horror Games Of All Time”. Those lists never include Manhunt.

I just flew in from Joburg and boy are my arms almost tired as this stale joke! HEYOH SELF-OWN!