Despite your best efforts to activate your mutant bribing powers, D don’t play that way. We threw all our entrants this week into Cerebro AKA the old Pentium II 400Mhz that we hide questionable material on. And the winners of the X-Men Days Of Future Past hampers are…

Hey you! Yeah, you! Tired of being picked on by those people around you who just can’t seem to stop winning in life? Want to even the odds, but you’re scared of that whole “intense and agonising pain” barrier associated with coating your skeleton in Adamantium steel? Well here’s something better for you then. A chance to unlock your X-gene …

Well done folks, several of you have just won yourselves The Great Gatsby on DVD. You may be wondering where it is. Or why I’m stalling for time. But I have nothing to hide, and in fact I’m just keeping you all here as long as I possibly can until you finally finish reading this sentence…

Prizes, who wants prizes? You do! Well gratz to the following three okes who just won some Internship branded prizes. Ok, I’ll shut up now.

We’ve all had that one job. That low-paying (if you’re lucky) first step into adulthood where we start at the very bottom of the totem pole and have to face constant abuse and the blame game as we work our way up. Hell, it’s a right of passage basically, to be an intern. And it’s an idea that’s getting the …

First off, an apology. While I was away, it seems that we had a contest for a rather spiffy collection of Game of Thrones, that TV show which in no way is better than Doctor Who, but is kinda rad regardless. Also, my sonic screwdriver could totally stop an axe. Now, while the deadline for that contest is over, no …

You’re reading this on a dedicated movie site which proves that you love The Movies but I’m going to take a wild guess here and presume that you are also a bit of a TV nut, as long as the series is the right one. None of that reality TV nonsense here.

With the Cape Argus 2013 cycle tour over, it looks like it’s time to put the bicycles away. NOT SO FAST! We’ve still got some pedal-power paraphenilia to sort out, and that includes ten Premium Rush DVDs, sponsored by the fine folks over at Nu Metro, And those winners are…

Petrol is expensive. The planet is choking and Mother Nature is a sore loser, striking back with all manner of calamities, despite our best efforts to smog her out. In short, it’s time to ride a bicycle again. With the Cape Argus cycle tour also around the corner, nows the perfect time for some pedal power. And if you can’t …

You’ve been patient. You’ve waited, and now, you’re going to find out just who exactly the winners are of the double tickets that Ster Kinekor and Django Unchained has up for grabs. So prepare yourself, grab a warm top and empty that bladder, because the following folks are going to be watching a film of their choice soon. And the …

Ok fellow agents, we’ve got some prizes to give out, to all the tens of you who entered this contest. Thanks to Nu Metro, we’ve got ten DVDs of the latest Bourne film that doesn’t star Jason Bourne, The Bourne Legacy, and they’re looking for some homes right now. And those ten winners are…

Hey, don’t you want some free stuff? We’ve still got another competition on at the moment, for the Bourne Legacy DVD from Nu Metro. If you want it, just head on over here and comment. It’s that easy. And doing so will net you a 50/50 chance of actually winning, the way the competition stands at the moment. So go …