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Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions - but very little sleep - I've been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

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Real life South African Tarzan wants to make it in the movies

By Kervyn Cloete
February 1, 2012
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Extras! Avengers 3D Glasses are damn expensive and ugly, Big time producer shows us a lot of zeroes, The Rock gets mashed up and Channing Tatum shocks Rachel McAdams with his cockiness?! Plus much more!

By Kervyn Cloete
January 31, 2012
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The Muppets respond to FOX News' accusations that they are turning kids away from capitalism

By Kervyn Cloete
January 31, 2012
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The FP trailer – Somebody made a movie about futuristic rivals gangs who "battle" on Dance Dance Revolution. Seriously.

By Kervyn Cloete
January 31, 2012
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The Cold Light of Day trailer – Family vacations can be murder

By Kervyn Cloete
January 31, 2012
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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo will not screen in India, blurred in China

By Kervyn Cloete
January 31, 2012
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Extras! The Grey was a frozen hell; Holy Olivia Wilde cleavage, Batman!; Chemical Bros don't want you to think; The Dark Knight Rises is a bust and You can get paid to make obscene sounds?! Plus much more!

By Kervyn Cloete
January 30, 2012
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Nicolas Cage used voodoo to prepare for Ghost Rider role

By Kervyn Cloete
January 30, 2012
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Extras! The Goon movie is not dead yet, Doctor Strange movie on the way, Amazing Spider-Man has funky feet and It's funny to beat up animals?! Plus much more!

By Kervyn Cloete
January 27, 2012
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Captain America 2 to start filming end of the year, and then a Nick Fury movie after that?

By Kervyn Cloete
January 27, 2012
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Saving Private Moses Wallace? Spielberg to make "gritty" Moses biopic

By Kervyn Cloete
January 27, 2012
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Extras! Whedon says that too many Avengers nearly spoiled the script, Terminator 5 to be R-Rated, Evangeline Lilly is a badass elf in The Hobbit and LA Porn actors threaten to pull out?! Plus much more!

By Kervyn Cloete
January 26, 2012
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